April 14, 2004

Child bearing questions

Posted by Scott at 07:08 AM

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough

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