"If you don't think human cloning is scary imagine, if you will, two Bill Clinton's, two Hillarys and two Jesse Jacksons." --Lyn Nofziger
Jay Leno : This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300 million. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, he'll be dead in a week.
Jay Leno: Al Gore has taken a job as vice president of a financial company. Vice president? What is with this guy -- he just can never get over the hump!
Argus Hamilton : U.S. Special Forces put down a Taliban prisoner revolt in Afghanistan Sunday. They had to dodge random gunfire between warring ethnic groups and heroin suppliers. Who says U.S. high schools don't provide vocational training for the real world?
Argus Hamilton: ABC was flooded with complaints about the Victoria's Secret Christmas Fashion Show, which aired last week. It wasn't needed at all. If Americans want a teddy they can see through, the History Channel has plenty of specials on Chappaquiddick.
Argus Hamilton: The New Yorker claims U.S. Rangers were ambushed by Taliban troops on October 20th and driven from a battlefield. That's hogwash. If the Taliban had what it takes to defeat the United States, Bill Gates would have hired them four years ago.